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Feb 11 2022, 04:37 PM #1
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Issue 236 of the LOTRO Beacon is now available!
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Feb 11 2022, 04:52 PM #2
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Probably the big ol fire pit
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Feb 11 2022, 04:59 PM #3
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A well-seasoned frypan in the hands of an angry cook
Lillira: Hunter House of the Rings Officer, Middle Earth Barbie's Dreamhouse Decorator
Durma: Mini The Hobbit Contessa, Keeper of the Pie, Rabblerouser and Ne'er-do-well
Tymberlee: LM Real Housewives of Belfalas Color Of The Year Committee, Gondor Institute of Fashion Tech grad, Trendsetter, Legend
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Feb 11 2022, 05:53 PM #4
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What is the most dangerous object in an average Middle-earth kitchen?
An Inn League Sinister Keg.
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Feb 11 2022, 06:01 PM #5
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A fierce angry lady hobbit of course
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Feb 11 2022, 07:33 PM #6
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A hungry hobbit and or dwarf, at the ready with their empty plate and spoon!
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Feb 11 2022, 08:50 PM #7
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The Cook
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Feb 11 2022, 09:39 PM #8
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A butter knife.
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Feb 11 2022, 09:41 PM #9
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What is the most dangerous object in an average Middle-earth kitchen?
The cook who has just had a 6th pie stolen from the windowsill.
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Feb 11 2022, 10:10 PM #10
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Whatever the cook's got in its pocketses.
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Feb 11 2022, 11:23 PM #11
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Probably the ingredients if you happen to be in Mordor
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Feb 11 2022, 11:43 PM #12
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The meat cleaver.
<< Co-founder of The Firebrands of Caruja on Landroval >>
Ceolford of Dale, Dorolin, Tordag, Garberend Bellheather, Colfinn Belegorn, Garmo Butterbuckles, Calensarn Nimlos, Langtiriel, Bergteir
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Feb 12 2022, 12:18 AM #13
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What is the most dangerous object in an average Middle-earth kitchen?
The fire poker.
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Feb 12 2022, 01:21 AM #14
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A hungry hobbit!
...when in doubt...twirl...Crickhollow: Wisa/Weesa, Elvisa/Elvysa and many other Elv's, Reaboj, Sunberry, Altheah, Ooma's and some others. Landroval: Sunnberry, Raynbel, Starberry, Burraberry, Sugarree, Magnolia, and a bunch of others too. Anor: Elviska, Wisa, Elvisa, and more. Laurelin: Sunberry, Wisaberry, Elvisa Gwaihir: Sunberry. Belegaer: Sunberry.
Sirannon: Sunberry. Treebeard: Wisa,Moonberry, Sunberry, Wisaberry, Elvisa and more. Brandywine: Raynberry
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Feb 12 2022, 05:08 AM #15
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Sam's frying pan, no doubt!
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Feb 12 2022, 05:39 AM #16
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The Cook
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Feb 12 2022, 06:30 AM #17
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What is the most dangerous object in an average Middle-earth kitchen?
The unprepared Watcher sushi...
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Feb 12 2022, 06:45 AM #18
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What is the most dangerous object in an average Middle-earth kitchen?
An under average cook.
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Feb 12 2022, 07:49 AM #19
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What is the most dangerous object in an average Middle-earth kitchen?
Vrarz the Cook at the 6-man instance Fil Gashan in the Flaming Deeps, Moria, can answer that!
Originally Posted by Cordovan
...I guess that the answer is hungry orcs.
"Get her!"
"Would you like that pan-seared?"
"Have you tried... the special?"
"I'll make minced-meat out of you!"
"Attack the High Elf Rune Keeper!"
"Fools! I'll have to handle this myself..."
"If you can't handle the heat, get out of my kitchen!"
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Feb 12 2022, 08:42 AM #20
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What is the most dangerous object in an average Middle Earth kitchen?
The unwary cook is a danger in any kitchen, but the kitchens in Middle Earth seem to have a curious susceptibility to uninvited adventurers, and these hazards should never be underestimated. The precise ranking of these potential perils cannot be determined at this time, but the hard-working hobbits of the Committee for the Advocation of Kitchen Excellence (C.A.K.E.) continue their exacting investigation.
From Crickhollow and Ithil, to Anor, now on Landroval and Treebeard
I guess it's really about the journey after all.
Weirwillow, et alts
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Feb 12 2022, 08:43 AM #21
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What is the most dangerous object in an average Middle-earth kitchen?
A cook with a passion to experiment with anything that looks like it can fit into a pot without putting up a fight.
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Feb 12 2022, 09:12 AM #22
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Sara Oakheart
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Feb 12 2022, 09:16 AM #23
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A hungry hobbit craving for his second breakfast...
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Feb 12 2022, 09:22 AM #24
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A Cook with a Doctorate Degree of their recipes.
Landroval Yewlin level 140 hunter (7/11/2022), Gwenyan 115, Yewdalin 103. And Many Others
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Feb 12 2022, 09:46 AM #25
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"What is the most dangerous object in an average Middle-earth kitchen?"
The cook, of course. So many ways to take revenge if you tick them off...
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